Actually, there's a perfectly good explanation for why work sucks: bosses. And that's precisely why work is always going to suck like the Hoover drapery attachment. Bosses have the intelligence of flypaper, for crying out loud.

That's exactly why you need the book "Why Work Sucks." It's full of workplace coping techniques that you can put to use right away:

There's the foolproof three-part system for calling in "sick," the "Pretend Business Meeting" technique for brief — but frequent — escapes from the office, the high-tech system so you'll never have to go to another "real" meeting ever again, how to be appreciated for possibly as much as 15 seconds by suggesting ways the company can cut costs, fabulous money making opportunities in office supplies so you can move up into an exciting new career of early retirement, and how to sell your old broken lawnmower for big cash using your company's e-mail system.

But if you seriously think that you still have a future in Corporate America, you may want to take the management quiz to see if you're ever going to get that corner office you've been dreaming of.

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