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At Work |
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I was signing the receipt for my credit
card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name
on the back of the credit card. She
informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the
card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was
necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the
signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit
card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to
the one I signed on the receipt.
As luck would have it, they matched.
- I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
- I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.
- At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
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I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them crossing there.
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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"
"I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side."
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